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WE HAVE NOT TRENDY CLOTHES,
WE HAVE NOT POPULARITY,
WE HAVE NOT HICKIES,
WE ARE THE HAVE NOT CLUB

degrassi high, series one




(i am so in the have not club for life)

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i hate university fuck everyone in their fucked up shitty little mind frames fuck them with a passion and give me my 4 litre friend. my sunnyvale fruity lexia. anyone at ecu mt lawley i am going to start a goon club up on campus, look out for flyers, because i found out we can apply for guild funding as a club! so fuck everyone i want my amenities fee back in the form of a silver bag. we can sit on a blanket amongst the grassy knolls and sip gently on the sweet fruity tipple that makes all the big, bad lecturer's words go away and makes me feel nice and numb and nice and good and fabulous! yes yes yes. we could hire out a lecture room and "conduct information sessions" where we get pissed and watch dirty 80's movies like the labrynth and back to the future muh ha ha

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i never ever thought i would ever say this....
but i think i may have found my new most favorite place on earth in concious dreams in amsterdam i am absolutely in love with the atmosphere there and wait for it the TEA i love the tea more than i like alcohol i drank more tea than alcohol the entire time i was there... i do not know how this has happened.........................

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WE ARE ON SOME WEB SITE PROMOTING ALCOPONE CIGARETTES LAST NIGHT... HA HA BUT ANYWAY TOM HAS GONE TO BED AT 4 AM AND ME AND HEATHER/ALI ARE STILL AWAKE IT IS NOW 6 THIRTY AND TRYING TO LOOK AT LEZZOS.. ALI IS TRYING TO PICK THE LOCK ON THE BACKPACKER RECEPTION DOOR TO CHANGE THE MUSIC IT SMELLS LIKE CIGARETTES IN THE COMMON ROOM AND LOTS OF PEOPLE DROPPED OFF THEIR SHEETS AND I DONT KNOW WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THEY WERE AWAKE AT SUCH A HORRENDOUS HOUR OF THE MORNING..... MY LEG IS SHAKING A LOT FUCK SHIT TIT... I WISH WE HAD MOOOOOOORE DRUGS OH DONT WE ALL YES TO MORE DRUGS STOP IT LEG NOW. I LOVE YOUR SCREEN NAME YES CUNT TIT SEE CALAMITY_JN FOR MORE INFORMATION PLEASE OK THATS ENOUGH

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FUCK ASS CUNT CUM GOBBLE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*insert mortified scream*

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i am 21 tomorrow i have no more sleeps left because i don't expect i shall be sleeping at all tonight before my 21st i can feel it creeping up behind me like goobledy gooks and hefalumps
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
well at least i get to have an awesome party
who else would think up having a
"SOCIALITES AND SODOMITES BALL" for their 21st????
who else constantly daydreams of smut filled antics and filth fueled angry words?

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk so old noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
no more sleeps left i have used up all my sleeps of being a juvenille shit shit shit shit shit

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uggggggghhhhhhhh i have to go teach children next week high school children.. when all i want to teach them is to funnel goon and roll joints which means i have to restrict my language selection insert mortified scream god ughhhhhhh children I HATE UNI!

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shit fuck cunt tit just incase you didnt know!!!!

hah ha i offended a drag queen during his act by shouting out what a pigdog he was suck shit bitch!

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You Know You're From Australia When...


Your next door neighbours can be from Tunisia, Israel, Indonesia, Japan, Zimbabwe, Iraq, Brazil, Spain, Malaysia...

The community is so concerned over the fact that muslim women can't use public swimming pools because there are men present that they have female-only periods.

The Greeks and Mexicans next door ask you over to have a barbeque.

You don't actually use the words 'sheila' or 'shrimp'.

You sleep with Aeroguard on.

You're wearing a cap emblazoned with 'Get A Dog Up Ya.'

You feel obliged to spread salty black stuff that looks like congealed motor oil on bread and actually grow to like it.

You actively dislike Americans, but watch their TV, eat their food and worship their idols.

You think Tall Poppy Syndrome is a national condition.

Democracy means the freedom to draw caricatures of John Howard.

Your idea of a lethal weapon is a slug gun.

The closest you ever got to going overseas was your packet of 5 Days In Rio grundies.

A posh meal = an all-you-can-eat buffet.

The term "musical instrument" also extends to wobbly bits of ply-wood, hand saws, gum leafs and combs.

Your most offensive curse also doubles as an exclamation of awe or amazement, like, "fark orf!"

All of your internationally famous people don't live here.

You think footballers dressing up in drag on TV is funny (but your son being gay isn't).

You relish test cricket - the longest, slowest game in sport (and that's not even counting the replays). After all, what else gives you an excuse to sit on your arse for five days, watch TV and sink piss with your mates?

You don't drink Fosters, but you let the world think you do.

The only thing better than beating the Pohms at ANY sport is giving them shit for it.

You love, adore and admire a particular team/sportstar/actor on a winning streak - until they lose. Then they're just crap and 'past it.'

You can compress several words into one - ie 'g'day', 'd'reckn?' This allows for more space for profanities.

You favour either Holden or Ford - or a souped-up WRX with new kit and a bootful of subwoofer.

Driving down the main street/beach road playing bad techno is your idea of a perfect Saturday night / Sunday arvo.

You make kooky films, sometimes about wayward road trips (across the outback preferably). Quite a few are crap.

You know all the words to Khe Sahn but not the national anthem.

Your nickname ends in 'a' or 'o'.

You have a customised stubby holder.

Your soap stars become pop singers and move to the UK.

You've ever used the words - grouse, tops, ripper, choice, sick, rad, exo, ace, wicked, ballistic - to mean good. And then you place 'bloody' in front of it when you really mean it.

Your cooking apron has plastic breasts on it.

The "Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi oi oi!" chant has been a religious experience in the past.

The blokes at the local gym think your weight training is an opportunity to ask you out on a date.

The big national sporting events are men-only.

Your politicians believe than sticking the prefix 'un' in front of your nationality is an effective way of making you sit down and shut up.

Our mantras are 'fair go for all', 'mateship' and 'little Aussie battler' - but we still publicly condemn those with different viewpoints to us.

The barbeque is a male-dominated arena. And the women do the salads.

'Fair go for all' excludes indigenous people.

An eight-hour trip to go camping for the weekend isn't out of the question or excessive.

You take pride in living in a tolerant multicultural society but firmly believe that all Poms and Kiwis are fair game.

You insist on asking every celebrity who steps of an aircraft what they think of Australia. If the response is not overwhelmingly positive, they should be subjected to immediate public ridicule.

The private lives of footy and cricket players become more important than local and national news stories.

Slick pick-up lines like 'Wanna shag?' and 'Carn, show us yer tits' can constitute male-to-female conversation.

You say 'no worries' quite often, whether you realise it or not.

You realise you have no Bill of Rights.

The first thing guaranteed to get eaten at parties is fairy bread.

So that's the special ingredients that make up an Aussie - whatever your taste.


You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Austrailia.